what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
earlier today since i only got like an hour of sleep i kept ranting to my friends about “an AU where equius wears FULLY BODY DEODORANT and it makes him really slippery so nothing can hurt him like ‘i’m gonna stab equius’ NO YOU CAN’T MOTHERFUCKER he’s too SLIPPERY HE GOT AWAY and how equius goes to fight jack and wins because he’s so slippery jack accidentally hurts HIMSELF somehow and then if gamzee tried to kill equius he just slides right out of it”