Let's Talk To Strangers

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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charmsandpandas:

CHARM COMMISSION GIVEAWAY! ♥

This giveaway is for one free commission of any charm! Anything goes: your OC, your fantroll, a homestuck character, Adventure Time, Doctor Who…anything! I don’t have to have made it before. 

(If you are a fan of Homestuck, I recommend a Homestuck charm; I won’t ever be doing commissions of them otherwise!)

RULES:

1. You don’t have to be following me (but you can if you like! I post cute charms from time to time ♥)
2. THREE REBLOG MAX, and likes count! You have four entries total.
3. Your askbox must be open!
4. A winner will be picked using a random number generator
5. The charm you pick must be humanoid! I can make your Bec Noir or your furry OC, but I won’t make Naga the polar bear dog.

This giveaway ends on JULY 15TH! Good luck!

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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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partygrandpa:

3d-dragon:

growpoisonflowerswithme:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.

As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.

motherfuck yeah, ohio!

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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melspontaneus:

Tavros
Karkat
Vriska
Aradia
Eridan
Gamzee
Terezi
Nepeta
Sollux
Feferi
Kanaya
Equius 

Someone asked 4 the entire photoset c: 
since everybody seems to love my shitty pen art, there you got it

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tunoeresdarks:

i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked

i mean

look at this fucking thing

IT’S CHARGING

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dirkstridersprincess:

abessinier:

cancerously:

synnesai:

davekatwhisperer:

kisbe:

This fucking photo. I can’t stop laughing. Cliff is the best photographer.

(Karkat is spork, Sollux is kibs)

that is a perfect karkat

wow good karkat

wow fucking good facial expressions on them both holy damn

homestuck in a nutshell

im at a payphone

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eriquius:

earlier today since i only got like an hour of sleep i kept ranting to my friends about “an AU where equius wears FULLY BODY DEODORANT and it makes him really slippery so nothing can hurt him like ‘i’m gonna stab equius’ NO YOU CAN’T MOTHERFUCKER he’s too SLIPPERY HE GOT AWAY and how equius goes to fight jack and wins because he’s so slippery jack accidentally hurts HIMSELF somehow and then if gamzee tried to kill equius he just slides right out of it”

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